he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
pray to the hookup gods
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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