I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
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How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
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