wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
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I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
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Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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