So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
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You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
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I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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