my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
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Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
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I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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