one might say we're banned from that church
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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