D3 body, D1 cock
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
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Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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