I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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