How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
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just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
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Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina