How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.