Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Randomize
