I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
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We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
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And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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