Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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