Redeem this text for a blowjob
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
this just has baby written all over it
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
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No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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