Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
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I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
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I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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