jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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