Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
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Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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