I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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