your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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