i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
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Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
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The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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