stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
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I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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