my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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