As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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