I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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