Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
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It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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