How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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