South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Randomize
