Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
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I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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