i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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