weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
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Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
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Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
We need to get me chipped asap
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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