Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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