I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
