Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
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i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
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I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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