Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
false alarm. still invincible.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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