help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
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Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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