just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
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Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
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He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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