Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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