If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
The adults are the big ones right?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Randomize
