i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I need to sanitize my soul.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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