If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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