I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
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I made him laugh his dick is mine
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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