Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
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Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
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