Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
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