Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
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I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
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Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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