so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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