Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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