So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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