More tranny stories later!
kristin has been a bad kristin
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
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It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
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Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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