The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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