how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
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Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
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I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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