please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
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Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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