You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
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she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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