i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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