Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
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Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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